Dozen Deviled Eggs

The Dozen Deviled Eggs are a team of four-foot-tall deviled eggs that resulted from some chemist (probably Joe) accidentally used toxic radioactive fluid instead of mayo when making a normal batch of deviled eggs. This team of villains specializes in large laser weapons; they can find and steal the necessary parts, assemble their default giant laser gun, and start firing on a target within a day of entering Metropia. More complex or experimental lasers require more time, of course. However, other than building lasers and shooting at stuff, the Dozen Deviled Eggs have no villainous cunning to speak of and couldn’t set a trap that would fool a generic journalist love interest. Thus, the Dozen are often willing to team up with a criminal mastermind (like the Spider) when they want to do something truly nefarious.