Floss Man

Floss Man is a superhero in the city of Metroville and a founding member of the LOLS. His sidekick is BraceFace and his arch-nemesis is Captain Cavity.

Abilities
Floss Man has the powers of super strength, flight, x-ray vision, and can shoot floss out of his wrists. His gadgets include heavy-duty floss for slicing through stuff, fluoride rinse grenades, wind-up chattering teeth, and various dental care tools.

Description
Floss Man fits naturally in one of the cheesy comics that supposedly promotes dental hygiene but really has nothing to do with it. His alter identity is, of course, a dentist, and he got his superpowers in an incident involving dental x-rays, orthodontic chemical cocktails, and toxic waste.