Super Root Beer Man

Super Root Beer Man is a superhero from Metropia, USA. He is a giant paper soda cup with arms and legs and a face, and has a straw coming out of his head that can shoot streams of various carbonated beverages. His alter identity is Joseph Hires.

Biography
Joseph Hires ("Joe" to most people) grew up in Metropia and is a millionaire. He is a true renaissance man and has a wide range of interests and expertise, including inventing. Joe moves from job to job based on whatever kick he's on at the time, and manages to land some high-profile positions despite never being in one for more than a few months. At some point Joe decided to put his skills to good use and started fighting crime in a Kevlar soda cup suit, and eventually developed a serum that allowed him to physically transform into Super Root Beer Man at will. Now, he maintains his job-hopping lifestyle, but often uses those positions to the advantage of his superhero work, which has employed a great variety of gadgets and relationships.

Abilities
Super Root Beer Man has above-average strength, agility, and reflexes. His "paper cup" covering his torso is very tough and does a great job of reflecting kinetic energy. The straw projecting from his head can spray a variety of carbonated beverage, including a rather corrosive brand of root beer.

Gadgets
Super Root Beer Man takes advantage of a wide variety of tools and vehicles at his disposal. The most common of these include the Sodamobile, grappling guns, and various weaponized food products.

Notable Relationships
Super Root Beer Man has joined forces at various times with such characters as Spartichoke, Rocky Road, the Jello of Justice, and the French Fries of Fury.

Super Root Beer Man's arch-rival is the Spider, and other villains of import are Captain Cola, the Dozen Deviled Eggs, and the deceptive Doctor Donut.